LEFT: Dave Hill is surrounded by female members of the Corvetteforum.com during "Owner’s Night Out" at the 2003 Cruise-In.

 Friday night at the Baymont Inn: Supercharger John is playing a CD, waxing on his Vette, a red C5 with a bra. The tune is straight out of the 1980s, Sir Mixalot singing "Baby Got Back". His boom box entertains hundreds on the parking lot with lyrics, "got it goin like a turbo Vette."
  A young girl walks over to the Vette, laughs, shakes her body like a belly dancer, arms extended in the air, laughing at the words to the song, "I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny."
  Headed that direction for a better view of the action, we are distracted